#Lunar gets a very fluffy boyfriend

[mothymayhem]

Think Lunar and Foxy would be the silliest boyfriends. That's Lunar's stupid fox and they go on the dumbest little side quest. Foxy just gets a fun sized idiot, who probs is dogshit at romance and romantic gestures but Lunar is trying his best.

[that-damn-fouth-chaosemerald]

May I request fluffy and romantic headcanons for protective Eclipse (Sun and Moon Show/Lunar and Earth Show) with a clingy female reader with she/her pronouns? <3 please and thank you! Have a lovely day ❤️

×A/N×

Well of course you can! I'm more than happy to write about Eclipse! ^-^

I just adore him! <3

Thank you for requesting and have a wonderful day you too! ❤

×❢ About my work ❢×

fluff, he/they pronouns for Eclipse, fem! Reader, literally no warnings, Eclipse is just being protective about his partner

Requested by: @ssunnybee

Fandom: The Sun and Moon Show

Character(s): Eclipse, You| (Y/N) |The Reader, Dark Sun (mentioned), Bloodmoon (mentioned), Ruin (mentioned), Sun (mentioned), Moon (mentioned), Earth (mentioned)

Ship(s): Eclipse / Reader

Form: Headcanons

[The artwork is not mine! The credit goes to @//kiwi_artz!]

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 ���𝒄𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑬𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒚 𝒇𝒆𝒎! 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

• WAIT- before we begin I just want to congratulate about you managed to brought him into a relationship! Good job homie! Okay, no we can start it:

• There are some times that Eclipse gets jealous, however, your health is more important to him than his stupid feelings. Don't get me wrong, he gives you freedom, he won't overreact and he isn't paranormal. It's nothing toxic.

• However, he can get a little overprotective. I mean- do you blame him? Many people left him and betrayed him. He would be alone again without you. He is so happy and greatful that you're here, he doesn't want to lose you (or you to leave him). He also knows that this dimension has a lot of trouble and danger. He just wants to make sure of your safety...

• He usually doesn't let you go on missions. If he does, then he'll be very stubborn to come with you.

• "Leave this one for Sun and Moon, okay? You don't need to be there, hon."

• Also, I don't really recommend to go missions without telling him. You can lose a lot of his trust for you.

• He's not an outgoing guy. He mostly spends his time in his lab, around Earth or in the house of yours two.

• But when it comes to you, he'll be right beside you. (Dude he is in whole f-cking body guard mod/jk) Ruin and Bloodmoon are currently out somewhere and they already kidnapped and hurt others. Do you think it's safe for you to just walk alone around the pizzaplex? No. And don't forget about Dark Sun.

• He's willing to do everything for you. He'll even die like for the fifth time if he has to.

• He often ignores his feelings and he's sarcastic at times, but honestly this just makes him more entertaining.

• "Why did you came after me, Eclipse? I just went to buy a drink."

"Why? Because you didn't came back in atleast 10 minutes and you didn't answer my calls either! That's why! Now let's go back, I have drinks stored away."

• Also, now that I've mentioned calls, don't forget to check his messages! I think Eclipse would be that kind of boyfriend who needs to know where their partner's at. You got home safely? You're stopping by some shop? You'll hang out with someone? Please send a message to him!

• If you're on a trip, he'll call you often and and he'll probably won't be able to stop himself from saying that how muh he missed you (please say it back to him). Also, he might become a bit cuddly and touchy too! Oh, and he'll be very upset if he can't go with you, but he won't show that.

"Aww, were you worried for me this much? You're cute!" You said as you gave him small kisses. He didn't react anything, however, you couldn't ignore the sounds of his fans made — they're probably turning faster to keep Eclipse cool.

"Yeah?! I would gladly see how you would handle it if I was gone!" Eclipse spoke between the kisses as he wrapped his arms around your hips, pulling you more close to him. He clearly missed you, and he just couldn't live without the feeling of your small body against his anymore.

• He doesn't like socializing that much and he is more than tensed if random strangers start to chat with you. He'll become extremely upset and angry if the person doesn't want to leave you alone and they just keep bothering or start to touch your body without your permission. He'll most likely try to keep you close and frown at the person. *sigh* Why they have to be such a creeps...

(At the end please tell him he did good and you feel safer now!)

• He'll come with you, if you take night walks

• If there's something or someone that makes you uncomfortable to come out, he'll more than happy to take you by your hand and reside you

• Like I said, he usually calls you instead of watching you by cameras wherever you go, but if you're at the pizzaplex, where cameras all around the place, he'll use them. Don't get me wrong, he won't stalk you, however he checks them every now and then.

• Since the reader is clingy, I don't think he would mind your clinginess. He loves you very much and he wants to show it.

• However, do not take it too far! If you become too obsessed with him, he won't like that. He wants to be loved like a person, and not being treated by some occupied creep.

Please respect him, and show him affection and patience!

[jaehyunsprincesspeach]

Destress

bf!taeyong x fem!reader

wc: 645

warnings: mentions of stress, fluffy fluff, not proof read

very short, but im bored at work lol

hope yall enjoy!

all the love ~ lunar

You and your boyfriend Taeyong have been in a secret relationship for about three months now. It's not easy hiding something like this, especially with someone as well known as Taeyong, but he makes every second of it worthwhile, plus what's life without a little thrill? The past three months have been the happiest of your life, despite having to sneak around, and having less time together than your typical couple, every second with him is cherished. Lately, you have noticed that Taeyong has been more tired than usual, and has been spending longer hours in the studio, so you wanted to do something special for him. The two of you have a very playful relationship when the two of you are together, so naturally, you thought about doing a movie night with him, but also building a very elaborate fort to share together. 

Somehow you managed to convince him to get off of work at a reasonable time, and he agreed to meet you at your apartment when he was done. Compiling all of the blankets and pillows you own, plus adding in some extra essentials, and surfaces to hang the blankets on, you start constructing the most amazing fort. You even managed to run to the store and grab all of his favorite snacks and drinks, and by the time you were almost fully done building the fort, Taeyong had messaged saying that he was on the way. Anticipation building in your chest, you were both excited and nervous, hoping that he would appreciate the gesture you have done for him. You know he will appreciate it, but you are also hoping that it helps him relax after the weeks of stress he has been putting on himself. 

After about 20 minutes, you hear someone knocking on the door. Rushing over, you open it and jump excitedly into his arms, your favorite place to be. Before you let him inside, you move behind him, and cover his eyes.

“I have a surprise for you, but you can't see it just yet.” you say excitedly, and he chuckles at your childlike nature, one of the things that drew him closer to you. The two of you enter the apartment, still covering his eyes so he doesn't see your creation.

“Ready?”

“I'm ready, i think…” he says, failing to hide the anticipation and nerves that he is feeling. When you finally let him open his eyes, he stands there in shock. His boba eyes wide, taking in the massive fort that is in front of him.

“What's this pretty girl?” he asks quietly, trying not to let his heart jump out of his chest.

“I know you've been really stressed lately, I thought maybe we could have a movie night, and you can't have a movie night without a fort. I was hoping it would at least give you a stress free night.” As soon as you finish your explanation, he turns around and wraps his arms around you in the tightest, most loving embrace.

“You didn't have to do all of this for me, but thank you. I love it.”

“i'm glad you love it, and I wanted to do this for you.” you reply. Gently, he places his lips on yours, smiling into the kiss. His kisses are so gentle, yet there is no question about the passion he shares through them, always leaving you speechless.

“Shall we go in?” he asks, gently grabbing your hand and leading you into the fort. He's even more shocked when he sees the inside, and how cozy the atmosphere is, along with all of his favorite snacks. 

The two of you spend the night watching movies, munching on snacks, and simply enjoying each other’s presence. To him, there is nothing more perfect than being with you, and enjoying simple things like this with you, his soulmate. 

[praline-elegy]

for the trope mash-up, how about 30 and 54 for your choice of fence characters?

Holiday Fic + Secret Relationship

Funny coincidence 👀✨

I have a fic idea with this exact concept for Scott Langtree/Thomas Leventis, which is a part of my longer series involving the pair. It’s both self-indulgent and incredibly slowburn (and I am a slow writer… 😅) ☺️✨

(Sorry this took so long! Time got away from me 😅)

For the prompts you have given me, I had in mind Thomas and Scott recently getting together and keeping it on the down low while they explore this new step in their relationship. Aster obviously knows since he’s Thomas’ brother, and Jesse knows that Thomas and Scott are friends. The two are actually together on a date when Jesse texts Thomas the details of his New Year’s Eve party, with a follow up text mentioning that he’s invited Scott as well (I haven’t decided if Jesse’s aware that Thomas has a crush on Scott, but if he is, he’s doing him a favor by inviting his crush (boyfriend) over).

At the party, they don’t show any pda, they just have fun as though they were at any regular party, perusing the buffet table together and jumping from one party game to the next.

Late into the evening one of them quietly asks the other if they would like to *cough cough* go outside and watch the snow fall (make out before midnight). They try to find a secluded spot, but there just so happens to be a snowball fight ensuing. Thomas offers the notion of making out in the coat closet that nobody uses (which they do)… until they get caught 👀🤭💓✨

If I were to write a Seiji/Nicholas secret relationship holiday story, I might consider setting it around Christmas or during the Lunar New Year (which is coincidentally this week!). There are lots of different directions and scenarios this could go in (and reasons for why they’re hiding their relationship), though I’m drawn to the very innocent one of their relationship being very new and under wraps (as can be seen with the aforementioned ship above 😆). Introducing a boyfriend would be a step up from introducing a friend, and they just aren’t ready for that (especially if they’ve only been together for a month or less).

I think it would be very cute to write about a string of stolen moments over the duration of the holiday. Getting ready together in Seiji’s bedroom. Holding hands in the backseat of Seiji’s parents’ car while they drive to his relatives’ house. Their eyes meeting across the room when Nicholas is meeting all of Seiji’s extended family. Their knees touching under the table while they play cards with Seiji’s cousins. Sitting in the corner of the room together watching the festivities happen (or chatting about fencing). Sneaking out the back for some fresh air and maybe a kiss. Hot chocolate and snowball fights. Warming up by the fire. Subtly bumping into each other when they head off to the kitchen in search of something sweet. Seiji’s grandmother or grandfather clocking the relationship and giving them some candy.

It could be so incredibly cute and fluffy, your honor 🥹

I do actually have a holiday fic for Seiji and Nicholas, but it’s friends to lovers and not secret relationship 👀💗

I plan on posting a snippet of my wip in another ask, keep your eye open for it!

Send me two tropes and a ship! 🤍❄️

[reallyromealone]

Here are the characters for prim and a bit of the plot, I can't draw too well so I'm using picrew for most characters

The plot takes place in prims capital, it's six groups of friends whose lives are all connected in some way, I just really like slice of life in a world that's just recovering from war.

It's a modern world with heavy fantasy elements

PRIM

Moira St. Clair

Characteristics: blunt, a little clueless, big heart

Age: 26

She/her

She's a spell book store owner who is banned by the capital of prim from cooking as she has set her kitchen on fire eight times.

She is incredibly skilled at magic though growing up in Espil she doesn't tend to use magic all that often

She is 5'3 (160 cm)

Age: 24

She/her

She's human

Tilly Montgomery

Characteristics: bubbly, charming, slightly unsettling, guarded

A prim native she is a seamstress at her grandmother's shop, she feeds the cats in the neighborhood.

Sewing since she was old enough to hold a needle, she works part time at the Prim museum.

She is 5'8 (182)

Shes half harpy/elf

Conrad Faen

He/they

Age: 27

Characteristics: confused, not the brightest big heart and bigger muscles

Hailing from a farm in the lunar kingdom, he's a pet store owner selling familiars.

He supplies Tilly with cat food and enjoys watching people do magic as he didn't get to attend a magic academy due to working on the farm, only attending standard school.

Hes 6'4 (193cm)

He is human

Constance Lefour

Age: 31

They/them

Characteristics: fearless, tone deaf, possibly immortal, incredibly happy

No one knows where they are from, having mysterious scars and a mysterious back story, they work at a movie rental store part time and sell fortunes to tourists the other part.

They are neighbors to Moira and bought her an enchanted fire extinguisher for Christmas.

They are 5'10 (177cm)

They are assumedly human

Winston

He's 7 in cat years

He/they

Characteristics: small, fancy, a little dumb, tried to fight a pillow and lost

Familiar to moira, she found him abandoned and trapped in a box and they have been companions for three years.

He must listen to the morning radio every morning to know the latest city gossip, he enjoys ham and cheese sandwiches hold the bread and enjoys fancy clothes.

He often goes out and gets free food from Tilly when he's not using his cute cat charms to lure in customers.

He's a fluffy Siamese cat.

Granny Montgomery

Age 84

She/her

Characteristics: kind, strong willed, very perceptive, could probably take you in a fight

A retired seamstress, she is incredibly skilled at magic and used to be a capital knight for the Frieda royal family before retiring to pursue her passion in sewing.

Her son was in love with a harpy, the two Tragically passing leaving her to care for her granddaughter.

Her husband was a pirate

She is 4'11 (149cm)

Toddy Monroe

Age 25

He/him

Characteristics: exhausted, cares very deeply about everyone, a bit of a slut, curious

A professor for Prims magic university, he is the beloved boyfriend of Constance and has a tendancy to test spells that 6/10 times go wrong.

He excells in ink magic, his body covered in tattoos and can create items or creatures from ink.

He comes from a long line of magic knights and is from Sole.

He's 5'8 182 cm

He's human/shapeshifter

There are 10 oracles, every seven years theh change our the Oracle's as telling fortunes to long can cause insanity and it's an incredibly rigorous process

The capital of prim is Amethyst city as the magic academy has a large magic crystal that casts the city in a Amethyst hue at night.

It's a massive city and usually known for entertainment and fun and the occasional scam.

[julyarchives]

masterlist!

key: ✿ (fluff) | ♡ (smut) | ✰ (angst) | ✻ (horror)

Requests are open!

Don’t You Hear Me Howling? 

Pairing: Changgu (Yeo One) x Reader | Kino x Reader

Index: 01 • 02 • 03 • 04 • 05 • 06 • 07• 08

Finding out you are a female Alpha sparkled some rivalry inside your pack, and resulted in you losing your best friend and your life turning upside down, so leaving for college was the fresh start you needed. Years later, you are about to finish your degree and suddenly this past comes back to mess with your head.

Teach Me Series 

Pairing: Wooseok x Reader

Index: 01 • 02 • 03 • 04

Friends with benefits to lovers

A collection of friends to lovers that can be read as a multi-chapter story or independent one-shots

Thicker Than Blood

Pairing: OT9 x Reader 

Index: 01 • 02 • 03

Mafia AU

Growing up in a tough neighborhood had you learning to deal with hard situations, the occasion leads you to cooperate with the mafia organization that took care of your neighborhood - Pentagon. Looking after yourself and valuing your safety brought you to adapt to the moment, but the line between working for them and protecting yourself is very blurry when you are forced to live under their roof.

Christmas Lights Special  ✿ 

Pairing: Reader x OT9

Index: Here

2020 Christmas inspired fluffy one-shots to warm your heart during the winter season

REDAMANCY ♡  Hui x Reader x Yeo One

(n) the act of loving the one who loves you; a love returned in full

When your boyfriend Hui wasn’t treating you right, you didn’t expect someone else to do so. And you definitely did not expect Hui was going to be there to watch everything.

[or the one where Changgu shows your boyfriend how you deserve to be treated, and he likes it.]

The Things We Do In The Dark ♡  Hui x Reader x Hongseok

Treating yourself with an expensive night out turned out to be way more rewarding than you thought when you meet the two hot club owners Hui and Hongseok.

Eyes on me  ♡  Hongseok x Reader x Wooseok

You always knew your friendship with Wooseok was really special, and the best part is that your boyfriend Hongseok wants to always make you happy. Who are the best people to take such good care of you if not your two favorite boys in the world?

Love Is Plural  ♡ Yanan x Reader x Wooseok

Dealing with two boyfriends might be tricky, but the advantages of having twice the fun make everything better.

Triple Fun ♡ Yuto x Reader x Wooseok

An uneventful movie night ends up becoming way more fun than you would have imagined

Watch Me ♡ Shinwon x Reader x Hui

An open relationship takes a lot of trust and friendship, and that is not a problem for you and your boyfriend Shinwon, especially when he's so cool about your crush on one of his best friends - Hui.

Mixtapes and Love letters ✿ Jinho x Reader x Hui

A mix-up of feelings makes a mix-up of letters, but much to your surprise, Jinho and Hui come through with their feelings for you.

             (One-Shot)

Lee Hwitaek (Hui)

Take Me Higher  ♡ You're assigned for a different flight than you were used to, but once you saw Hui there you knew it was going to be a fun trip.

Sweet Melody  ♡ You showed up at your boyfriend’s band practice to support and take care of him and seeing how tired he was, you just had to do something to boost his energy and reward him after such hard work.

High Heels and Night Skies ♡ "My lifestyle demands certain appearances that would be much better with you accompanying me, and I can provide everything you need to. You would have to be available and ready for our…" he paused  "dates"

"So you want to be my sugar daddy?" You scoffed, more amused than offended.

Complicated ♡ Your ex gets really jealous after seeing you flirting with someone else at a party, and he makes sure you don't forget anymore who do you belong to.

Jo Jinho (Jinho)

Wonderfully Wrong  ✰ ✿  When you thought your boyfriend Jinho forgot your anniversary it really upset you, but later that night you realized how wrong you were

Closer ♡ You thought you would be nervous on your first time with your boyfriend Jinho, but everything about being with him is simply perfect.

Skinny Love ✿  You didn't understand why your roommate was so angry when his friends started interacting with you, but everything was clear when he decided to be honest with you

Baby, pull me closer ✰♡ If you had ever believed in soulmates, it was because of Jo Jinho. When you were just hanging out at a bar with a few coworkers on a Friday night, the last thing you expected was to be confronted with your past.

Yang Hongseok (Hongseok)

Reuniting ♡ Coming back home and meeting with your best friend, you weren’t expecting the night to take such a surprising turn.

Lazy Days and Loving Touches ♡ Doing nothing with your boyfriend can be interesting when your boyfriend is Hongseok.

Meant To Be ✰ ✿ You didn’t think you would have to deal with past feelings until you meet your ex-boyfriend Hongseok, right after your current boyfriend proposes to you.

Ko Shinwon (Shinwon)

Warm Water, Slow Hands ♡ After having a rough day at work, a relaxing bath prepared by your boyfriend Shinwon is the best thing you could have asked for. 

Late Night Gym ♡ Going to the gym isn’t always the part of the night you look forward to the most, but after you started flirting with Shinwon things just might work out well for you. 

Focus ♡ Your boyfriend Shinwon puts you in your place when you lash out at him after a bad day, and you love every second of it.

Play For The Win ✿ Shinwon and you discover a common passion and it turns out that the soccer stadium is the perfect place to fall in love

Just Breathe ✿ When the world seems to be closing around you, your boyfriend Shinwon is the only one who can make you feel like breathing again

Yeo Changgu (Yeo One)

Drip ♡ Seeing Changgu looking so handsome at a wedding leads you two to a steamy shower after the party.

Elysian  ♡ Spending Valentine’s day with your boyfriend is always special, and Changgu knows how to make you happy in every possible way.

So Bad  ✿ You couldn’t find a better way to put your feelings into words, so you let a song speak for you when you couldn’t hold back your feelings for Changgu.

Lovers In The Night  ♡ Dating an idol is already hard, and when you debut it gets even harder, but your boyfriend Changgu knows just how to make up for all the time spent apart

Yan An (Yanan)

Scintilla ♡ Having to deal with the most handsome and cocky nemesis can be fun when that person is Yanan

Sparke (Scintilla pt.2) ♡ Falling for your enemy can be dangerous, but Yanan doesn't make it easy to just forget about him.

Lunar Love  ♡ Stuck between forbidden love and duty to the kingdom, decisions under the moonlight may change everything

Oblivious ✿ It all feels right when you and Yanan admit you love each other more than friends.

Adachi Yuto (Yuto)

Halloween Party  ♡ At a Halloween party, you had let your insecurities take the best of you, but Yuto showed you that there was nothing to be ashamed of. 

Vorfreude  ♡ Vorfreude (n). The joyful, intense anticipation that comes from imagining future pleasures.

Into You ✿ First dates can be a little awkward, so you thought that a carnival would be a good place to make it fun, and Yuto definitely is the best company for that.

In The Dark ✿ Late-night feelings always seem more intense, but it's better when they are mutual.

Fireworks In My Heart ✿ going to a lantern festival with Yuto

Afterglow ♡ comforting Yuto after he's had a long day.

Kang Hyunggu (Kino)

Die For You ✻ Being taken hostage turns out to be what you needed to find what you have always been looking for.

Earned It  ♡ Secretly dating the Teacher’s Assistant has its perks, especially when you two get the classroom all by yourselves and he enjoys his new pet name.

Among Flowers ♡  If you had to pick a favorite place on earth, it would be your boyfriend’s flower shop. A new relationship can come with a few insecurities, but nothing that would be a problem for you and Hyunggu

Something About You ♡  Visiting Hyunggu in his studio ends up with you helping him finish his song in the best way you could have thought.

Blossom ✿ You can see all the colors perfectly, except your soulmate’s favorite, but you were a little skeptical about that. You just didn’t expect to be proven wrong when your best friend’s brother takes you on a fake date.

Sunrise ✿ Spending the night getting to know Hyunggu better is as sweet as it sounds.

Jung Wooseok (Wooseok)

DO or NOT ♡ To All The Boys I've Loved Before AU

Come With Me ♡ Your boyfriend Wooseok tries to convince you to move in with him with a very compelling argument.

Safe Place ✿ Wooseok comforts you after you second guess your attitudes on a drunken night.

Third Time Is The Charm ✿ Two times you and Wooseok didn't kiss, and one time you did.

Play With Fire ♡ Working with Pentagon becomes harder when Wooseok notices you. It doesn't help that he looks extremely hot in the new concept.

Teach Me ♡  The boys were making fun of Wooseok for not being as experienced as them, and since you two have always been good friends, you decided it was a good idea to give him the help he needs.

Secret Rendezvous ♡ After the last encounter, Wooseok was acting a little weird and distant, but the boys made sure to help you two get closer again. Really closer.

Impulsive ♡ A lot of things go through your head when you think about your relationship with Wooseok - and so you feel very conflicted. You two can’t help but go for each other every time you are together, but where will that lead you two?

[itsakpopalypse]

Nakamoto Yuta  Astrology Ask: How he loves

“That“Hello!  Can you please do an astology post about hpw yuta from nct 127 loves ? With all the fluffy and nsfw details included ? I loved the ones yo did already and I was wondering if you’re interested in look into his chart? Thank you 😊😊🌸” - @marinemousemarie

A/N Of course I am happy to! Thanks again for your patience !!  ALSO THIS HAIR IS KILLING ME ON HIM OML   thank you for your request!!!

what is he so perfect for????

Alright !!!!

Yuta’s chart is HEAVILY water influenced

which right off the bat means he is very in touch with his emotions

His SUN AND MOON AND VENUS AND PLUTO are in Scorpio

someone help me I am c o m p r o m i s e d

that is so daddy 

so even though he HAS these very deep emotions, he will still come off as mysterious and likely has a wall up

Scorpios exude sex appeal honestly I knew his sun was Scorpio but he makes so much sense with his moon there too 

His rising is Capricorn (by estimation)

so he is likely really thoughtful and analytical too, especially when you first meet him and a very, VERY hard worker

he even REALLY fits the physical description of a Scorpio honestly

his north node is Libra so even though he has a lot of Scorpio (typically a less social sign because they tend to be a bit... suspicious)

he probably desperately needs a tight knit group around him he trusts,and leans on them only when he feels he can’t handle it alone

 also his trine is at 90 degrees between sun and lilith so he is COMFORTABLE with the darker sides of his personality

he probably revels a little bit in the parts of his nature that stir him

..... i’m going to let you deduce what I feel about that until we get under the cut cause uh

a bitch is shook

so SUN in Scorpio means he is quieter at first, tends to ask more questions instead of revealing his own feelings (which are there and are strong)

puts off a really entrancing seductive mystery that draws people to stare and commands attention on it’s own

MOON in Scorpio means INTENSE 

Lunar Scorpios can cut right through anyone’s bullshit

there’s no point in faking emotion around him he is going to know immediately 

and have you ever seen such intense side eye from another sign???

They are incredibly all or nothing. if you are in their good graces they respect you and will show it 

if you lose that respect it is GONE forever

they are also courageous and tend to be on the cutting edge of fashion and social issues he has a golden heart and a steely gaze oh lort 

his mercury is in Libra which is the best place for that sign tbh

the negotiation skills this man would have is uncanny

tbh this makes me feel like he has the silverest of tongues

between Scorpio’s natural affinity for privacy and mystery and Libra’s skill with mediation, he will be effortless at wrapping someone around his finger

has a very solid sense of justice though, so it will only be used for good 

desires someone to sharpen his mind on

wants to be able to verbally spar and debate- always done in a friendly way though!

Mars and Jupiter in Sagittarius  so he is the kind of person who wants to travel, is governed by a strict moral code all his own

and really just wants to enjoy the experiences of life 

these things can impact his desire to settle down however so his focus has to be on a relationship part of his life before he lets that happen.

his VENUS being in Scorpio well.

that’s ah. the exact opposite of his mars and Jupiter tbh

so they balance out a bit, but basically his venus says “when you are ready to settle down you settle down, and you don’t mess around.” 

they are loyal and sensual and they need emotional connection that goes both ways

they LOVE commitment and they expect FULL devotion

they wanna pick you apart and know every little thing about you because they want to fill all your cracks with little pieces of themselves so that you are hooked and sticking around

wow 

but they aren’t fully forthcoming with their own emotions

with his Mercury being Libra if you can GET him to talk, it’s fine because he will express it well

but you will have to be fantastic at deciphering different emotions in his eyes

there’s actually a lot of Capricorn in his chart, so even though he has a lot of Scorpio ( a very self sufficient sign)

he also probably has a few places where he can be a bit harder on himself and a little self defeating

he probably won’t need MUCH encouragement though, considering the really active fire sign in his Mars 

in relationships this boils down to 

you meet and he seems very withdrawn

polite but there’s a mystery behind his eyes you can’t quite pin down

no matter how much he likes you, he will not tell you 

no he will hint by initiating really subtle flirting

you’ll find him guiding you by two fingers on your low back, a gesture of helpfulness that will linger a few seconds too long

prolonged eye contact from across the room that drives you insane because you can’t figure out what it MEANS

the raise of one brow if you say something that he considers a little flirty back

he wants the push and pull to see if you are really interested  

after some playful non verbal flirting he will probably make sure you know he thinks you’re attractive more explicitly

his mars is Sagittarius so he will frame it casually but he would really need you to know

so say you dressed really nicely

he is going to make sure you get a compliment from him

“That fits really nice.��

and you will thank him only to realize he’s smirking and you know it is more than a basic compliment he is low key dirty okay

He’d be the type to have someone else invite you to a group gathering and then monopolize your time 

he would ask you a million questions about yourself until he knew you better than you do

and then he would flirt more

as he drank more his compliments would get softer and more kind and less borderline sugestive

and that’s how you know he genuinely likes you 

like he’s tipsy and it’s “You’re so sweet and I like being around you.”

“why won’t you ever rub my head like you rub Mark’s?”

“Why do you laugh at all of Johnny’s jokes and not mine?”

“I really just wish you’d love me too.”

and you’re like   👀👀👀👀👀👀

AW YUTA YOU’RE A SECRET SOFT

he will deny it like... one time and then he will cave hard

might lay on you and play with your hands while he talks about what he likes about you

and you’re in shock because he rarely speaks about how HE feels and usually only asks you things

and you realize his feelings are real and you finally just say “If I’m so great why won’t you date me?”

and he will 0.0 

because why didn’t sober him think of that ???

he did but also he doesn’t want you to know how MUCH he did you feel me

so he will just be like “okay, then it is what we’re doing now.”

and you expect him to forget but the next day he is at your house with flowers and he wants to do cute shit

domestic shit like changes your name in his phone to a shit ton of cute emojis

listen

will

spam you 

with love via text while he is away

just one after another of CHEESY ass heart and flower pictures

and the most adorable good mornings and goodnights and every meal time he texts to be sure you’re eating

is genuinely so sweet and open with you once you are together

loves to lay in your lap and stare up at you 

run your hands through his hair while you do what a dream though

back hugs!!

front hugs!!

he wants

HUGS

how precious I 

AIGHT STRAP IN CAUSE THIS CHART IS SMH

18 + below the cut let’s get spicy

CAN HE NOT

you don’t understand I am incoherent

GUYS THIS CHART

remember  THIS “  his trine is at 90 degrees between sun and lilith so he is COMFORTABLE with the darker sides of his personality “

GUYS

i usually don’t agree when people insist someone IS a specific roll in the bedroom but

Yuta is a whole dom

HE SAID IT FIRST HOW MANY TIMES HE GOTTA SAY IT

Comfortable with his darker sides... comfortable with his kinks

willing to explore and not in the SLIGHTEST concerned about what society thinks

if he likes it he tells you and you guys will decide if it’s something you wanna do

ALL THAT SCORPIO. Sun, Moon, Venus,and pluto all being in scorpio I mean this dude I FUCKIN CAN’T

 Scorpio is known for being passionate, sensual and incredibly unrelenting 

a bit egotistical about their abilities

not in a bad way, in a “I got this and I will show you that I do”  kind of way

which 

whew

Yuta stop that’s hot

This is not romantic sex

this is not lovey dovey handholding sex

Yuta FUCKS

He wants you incoherent and lost in pleasure

he wants to dominate you and watch you beg

listen he really loves the power rush that comes with it

maybe choking look don’t kill me he strikes me as a choking type

Libra mercury so his dirty talk is ALWAYS ON POINT AND EXACTLY WHAT YOU LIKE

seems like the type to be a LITTLE into degradation

I’m sorry look I don’t mean anything too serious

just “You’re a slut for me aren’t you? Such a good girl all day but you can’t wait to spread your legs for me?”

that kinda stuff

TEASING

Orgasm control/Denial

TEEEEASING

Toys

holds a vibrator to your clit while you beg him to stop

finger fucks you while he does

Maybe a sir/daddy kink 

the type to buy you a “collar” made of diamonds and smirk every time someone who doesn’t know compliments it

public RISKY BEHAVIOR

“Don’t cum and don’t let anyone know and I will reward you at home.”

while he fingers you under the table

thinks it’s funny if you have minor slip ups

fast, accurate strokes that leave you seeing stars

sometimes deep, soul shakingly slow strokes that roll your eyes back into your head

scratch his shoulders he likes that shit

spanking and biting are definitely a yes

aftercare is SO SWEET

cuddles you and shhhhh’s you

strokes up and down your arms with his fingertips

lays your head in his lap and smiles softly at you

asks you what you need to calm down

wraps you in the softest robe or blanket

makes you feel safe and loved

tells you how well you did 

a good boyfriend wow

here you go !

thank you for your patience !!

I hope you enjoyed it !!

[sugar-petals]

:: BTS ◇ Being Their Werewolf Girlfriend

NOTE › @.btsxdoll​ reblogged a ‘where are the female werewolves in fantasy?’ post which inspired this. enjoy ♡

↳ warnings 🌙 dom/sub, smut, angst, marking, dash of humor

[ jimin ] ➝ He definitely knows that catchy Shakira song, even the Spanish version. But what a real she-wolf roaming his garden at 3 AM ends up being like will blow his mochi mind. Oh yes. It really is a whole new world. And holy shit, you are one hell of a gnarling beast on that lawn. Jimin will be honest with you: If he could, he’d probably brag on twitter all day that you have gigantic claws. That he’s allowed to touch them when you aren’t particularly wilding out somewhere in the local forest scratching pine trees or off to hang out with a fifteen-member, cigarette-smoking ghoul gang. 

But since it’s classified who you are, no tweets allowed. Sadly, he can’t meet the cool ghouls either. For obvious reasons though, he’d be too tasty a dinner, and he understands that you want to protect him. It’s already hard on you to have a kind of parallel life far from your control. Something so covert, scary, and taboo. Mingling with dangerous cemetary creatures for a night, only to return to a completely normal life. As if nothing happened! But cordial Jimin reassures you. Doesn’t make a hidden werewolf identity make someone the most interesting person ever? He couldn’t be a better boyfriend.  

[ taehyung ] ➝ It’s no secret that sweet Tae loves everything fluffy. The boy can’t lie, he likes your fur and muzzle. Every time you transform, he even keeps a diary entry on it. Keenly documenting everything he observes from characteristics to variations of behavior depending on the environment. You really could say he’s a werewolf biologist. He even discovers that if you eat red cabbage the with the moon waning, the transformation happens a lot faster than usual. Seriously, who could be better at dealing with any canine activity — large-scale, small-scale — than dog lover Taehyung. 

What he’s scared of and prevents a lot of cuddles are your, um, well. Huge dripping fangs and a bite force of five-hundred pounds per square inch to back it up. He has a reason to be careful. However, you’d rather devour some random suburb animals even in your worst of moods. Yeontan excluded. He likes you. It’s fun communicating with him. The world is interesting through werewolf eyes, but since it’s only for one night or two, Yeontan’s perspective is even more interesting since his form is permanent. Rascal sure knows a lot of gossip that would otherwise have never seen the light of day. 

[ jin ] ➝ Now, let’s set the record straight. If there’s one man on the face of this sordid planet who loves sizzling danger? It’s Worldwide Fearless on duty. Jin is the chosen one to have as a designated boyfriend. All his life he dreamed of eerie thrills like that, and it became true. Fate! The first night you were shocked to see your ears grow all fuzzy out of literal nowhere, but Jin knew he made the right dating choice. Your final form has the guy all fired up. He desperately wants to be bitten, growled at, paw-slapped, tossed around, walked on (!), licked head to toe. Long story short, he’s your #1 biggest were-fan.

But at the end of the day, no sexual feelings and acts involved. You’ve talked about that at length. To him, such conversations are normal, but which other couple ever talks about something as touchy. Jin would totally be a monster fucker if you weren’t completely beside yourself after transformation. So there is surely be no guarantee of what could happen. Especially with you being a very hungry lycanthrope raiding the basement. Which he neatly stocks up three days before the big event, and you can feast on it instead of turning this whole party into a literal “EatJin”. God forbid, you’d rather walk on him.

[ yoongi ] ➝ As cool as a cucumber. His mother raised a level-headed boy. When the moon is out there taking its monthly liberty to go off I guess, he sits on the porch with his phone’s lunar calendar and Rolex out, only waiting for shit to go down. Yes, he’s mastered all predictive methods. Sweet technology has made it easy for him. You always joke how Yoongi might as well open a ‘Were-Watching’ tourism business if the world were just a bit more open-minded and capitalism an ethical thing. Anyways. In the meantime, you’re busy hulking out in the cornfields and howling like there’s no tomorrow. 

Usually coming back for breakfast, hornier than the local elks in heat. Still with all rabid instincts half active, ready to pounce on what smells so good lying in your bed without pajamas on. Yoongi thinks he’s just one lucky dude not just getting all marked up, but occasionally salivated on when he’s waking up. Normally, sex would end up casual, but post-transformation banging is guaranteed to be energetic and sweaty beyond what he believed was possible. Which guy has his girlfriend plant herself on top of him baring her teeth like, well yeah, a fucking wolf? And he thought life would be endlessly boring.  

[ hoseok ] ➝ When you first approach him with your secret five months into the relationship, he thinks that you want to act out some hybrid fanfiction or roleplay. You say no Hoseok, I really am, y’know, huge and a dangerous ball of fur once in a while. But to no avail. To him, out of sight, out of mind. The oddly not-like-you-but-actually-you-shaped footprints around the garage don’t convince him. Hell, even the two-day ‘mountain vacation’ you take every four weeks doesn’t make Hoseok question that something very wolfy could be going on. “A wolf? Just drop by then!” he says, all nonchalant. 

So it takes the big wolf lady to knock on his window to prove that she’s not kidding and this is what he signed up for. He will take a while to digest things, reconsider his priorities. Is he prey, is he not? Tongue-in-cheek, you assure him that you only munch on the super built hikers who throw their trash into nature. You surely wouldn’t feel saturated eating a skinny guy. That does help Hoseok feel off limits in an unexpected way. There’s still much to get used to, but his chef talent can deal with your strong appetite surging every once in a while and he helps to remove the footprints so the neighbors don’t worry.

[ namjoon ] ➝ It’s like Fox Mulder seeing actual aliens land on earth. Hardly surprised. “Knew it!” is the final verdict when you confess to RM what’s going on. After some lightheaded pre-full-moon feelings make you rip up a sofa pillow at night. Entirely in a daze and pretty much close to howling already. Namjoon quickly understands the scope of peril and eventually opts for sleeping at Jimin’s if it gets a little too animalistic. Other than that, he’s well-informed. He might as well read ‘Mystic Creatures of Moderity′ in his favorite chair while you’re busy gnawing on a raw steak locking yourself in the kitchen.

Namjoon is happy to have something weird going on in his life to shake things up. It feels like a movie to him. Arguably, to others, it would be bizarre and both of you have to hide everything properly. Blasting funky disco music during your noisier transformations and such. Or pretending you’re a very well-crafted 3D robot Halloween costume which people do buy into. But some paranormal stuff happening in his backyard once a month? A whole lot of shed grey hair clogging the shower the day after transforming? Who gives a fuck, it’s just Joon’s girlfriend having a jolly good time. X-Files case closed. 

[ jungkook ] ➝ Admittedly... a bit obsessed. With seeing your full eight feet tall incarnation, doing some unhinged shit out in the woods. That’s sexy. But JK is also caring — you’re hypersensitive to anything silver and most other human interference, after all. Sure, his scent has been up close for a long enough time not to trigger you anymore, even in your full wolven form. But there are still risks involved. The angel promises to stay by your side regardless. And indeed: He’s gonna camp in a raised blind with binoculars to watch over you in the forest moonlight. No zookeeper will get their hands on you, promised. 

Jungkook really admires you in every aspect. No judgment. The animal enthusiast in him just can’t help it. Wolves in and of themselves are a huge interest to him, now he gets to know that you can grow paws, a tail and all that, the full package? Wow. He will never not be stunned. Jungkook wants to know everything about your kind. What you eat, how your heightened senses work, how you navigate your territory, what you feel. He also loves the thrill of adrenaline because boy do you go apeshit in the first couple hours of moonlight exposure. JK is a positive type of overwhelmed. The guy’s in love.

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[ongnable]

peaches n’ cream {m/m • nielwoon}  daniel thwarts all of sungwoon’s attempts to confess. allegedly.

a/n: cloud-centric. for our resident alpha nielwoon stan @nielwoon​ ~ (please take the mentioned ‘new years’ as referring to lunar's ;3)

                                                                                                   (mb credits: x and x )

//. {one} outside the blanket

Daniel likes to hug people in his sleep, the same way he likes to catapult them off the bed; and the boy wakes up with messy sheets each morning, while Sungwoon wakes up to a wrecked heart and Daniel’s leg draped across his torso and head tucked under his chin.

He replays the memory of the first time it had happened every so often. The way Daniel snuck into his bed just past three in the morning, landing with a thud on the left side of Sungwoon’s bed as if he owned it.

“Scoot.” Sungwoon laid down the ground rules despite being groggy from waking. 

Daniel was a human furnace and snored like a tractor – if he was going to put up with the noise, he should be allowed some compromises.

(1) No cuddling unless he initiated it. (2) No drooling on his sheets.  (3) ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY NO stealing of blankets.

Needless to say, none were followed.

Looking back, knowing that Daniel had probably mistakenly entered his room after a long schedule it shouldn’t surprise Sungwoon that he didn’t pay any attention to said rules. Especially since he’d apologized the next morning and made up some weak excuse based on how his ‘hyung smells nice’. But the darker haired boy doesn’t remember a koala being part of the Wanna One deal.

Sungwoon had thought that he used up all his luck on Produce and getting into the final group. 

But no - that was just the start. Now, something else invades his mind to compete with that old fear of always falling behind or not being enough. A stupid chant of Daniel Daniel Daniel. Yet, unlike before, everything falls right in place. 

And he hopes that by keeping Daniel by his side, the universe will continue to shift just for them. Because he can’t imagine not waking up next to the giant puppy now that he’s had a taste – been spoiled – with this unending stream of affection.

Which is why he’d planned to confess this bright morning. With the sunlight shining happily outside and all the members already out at the movies. Perfect.

”Morning, hyung,” is mumbled into the pillow, the distinctive shampoo scent enough to notify Daniel of the other’s presence as he proceeds sit up and wrap the duvet around the Sungwoon’s smaller frame, rolling the two of them back under the warm covers he isn’t ready to leave.

It’s even colder this year, and the lowered heating in the room – “because it dries the skin out!” – meant that the normally-sleeps-shirtless one out of the duo has an even harder time waking up.

When Daniel finally lets him go after he complains of the heat - all the elder wants to do is punch his cheeks and call him cute, but Daniel is the one cooing at how cute his Sungwoonie-hyung is with his fluffy hair and slightly bloated face instead. 

And the words die out, with the only noise remaining being Daniel's laughter dissolving into giggly-snores at the expense of Sungwoon’s own blossoming blush before Daniel falls back to sleep, his body trapped as a hug-toy between strong arms.

//. from produce {two} produce

When Daniel holds up a matching set of clothes (in a smaller size, Sungwoon grudgingly makes note of) and asks him if he’d like to wear it for their next movie outing, Sungwoon has a hard time keeping a straight face.

The set is definitely cute, and definitely something Daniel would wear, but personally, the shade of baby pink in question suits the maknae line a lot more in his opinion.

“I don't look good in baby pink. It washes me out.”

“Hyung, it’s called Pink Marshmallow.” He argues as if ‘pink marshmallow’ isn't just a fancier way to say baby pink. “It matches us! I’m the pink and you’re the marshmallow!

That little-

“Are you calling me fat!?”

“No~” Daniel whined, “but a marshmallow is basically a candy cloud isn’t it?”

And it’s small. Squishy. And very soft. Daniel wasn’t going to tell him though, he didn’t want to suffer the wrath of a small giant.

“I thought you were a peach. This is pink.”

“Pink Marshmallow.” The younger insists. “And if we wear pink this time-”

“Pink Marshmallow.” Sungwoon corrected.

“Pink Marshmallow this time, we can wear Peaches N' Cream next time.”

Of course, Daniel would’ve searched up all the related colours. Given how much time the boy spends with his eyes planted on the screen, he should've known.

“Yah, Kang Daniel...” He rolled his eyes, adamant that he wasn’t going to wear the set and die of embarrassment from Seongwu and Jaehwan’s teasing. “If I wear that, the girlfriend rumors are gonna start again.”

“Geureoke malhaebwa~” Daniel sings jokingly, grin spreading wide at the agitated look on Sungwoon’s face.

“I’m trying to be serious here!”

“I am serious! They don’t really matter do they?” Daniel shrugged, thinking back to the time he’d revealed the story on broadcast. Most fans already knew the truth anyway. “Unless you’re bothered by them?”

“Of course I am.” If Sungwoon sees the flash of disappointment in Daniels eyes, he doesn’t act upon it. “I don’t like them.”

“Oh... I - I didn’t know you’d be so bothered,” being mistaken as my girlfriend, left unsaid. “I’m sorry, hyung.”

Well yeah, I’d rather be your boyfriend instead lies at the tip of Sungwoon’s tongue, but Daniel’s already changed to subject to what photos and videos he has ready to post on his Instagram.

//. boyfriend in {three} minutes

Most of the boys have a habit of leaving the bathroom door unlocked, and Sungwoon really can’t be bothered knocking on doors in their own dorms. Hence, catching another member in there and making a funny face in the mirror before shutting the door again isn’t really anything new.

Yet, when Sungwoon walks in on Daniel makeup-less, top button of his pants undone and about to hop in the shower, he finds himself frozen instead. Staring.

Let it be known that Kang Daniel had the body of a Greek God and Sungwoon didn’t know whether to thank the gods or curse out loud that he wasn’t shirtless.

Sungwoon knows he’s still staring and that he should just walk right out with a quick apology. But something about Daniel with his soft skin and damp fringe and his stupidly cheesy grin stops him.

“Are you gonna join me in the showers, hyung?” The blond jokes. Oblivious to the effect he has on Sungwoon. “It’s a little early in our relationship, but I guess it’s nothing you haven’t seen before.”

His face is schooled into a façade of calmness (at least, that was his intention), but - What relationship???

Sungwoon wants to ask about the nature of said relationship so so badly, and in his mind, even though maknae-line would never let him live down confessing in the bathroom, it’d be the perfect time to ask the question. 

To ask if Daniel would like to be his. 

Complete with shared hotel suites, long walks on the beach, couple socks with the little toe-cuts, and tangled earphones even though Daniel likes to use Bluetooth. Sungwoon could even plan all their dates for the rest of the year in three minutes if given the right playlist.

He’d already prepared so many times in advance that the question is just at the tip of his tongue. 

But Daniel proceeds to undo his zipper and kick off his trousers whilst simultaneously removing his shirt. Hopping in place on one foot so that Sungwoon gets a view of everything he shouldn’t have, because his mouth goes dry and his mind backtracks a few steps while his body takes ten and he’s out the bathroom in no time.

//. let’s eat together {four} new years

Daniel takes another bite of his carefully cut sirloin. The strip long and juicy and definitely not be wasted on anything else but his stomach - as Sungwoon gapes at the way he washes it down with gulp of wine. It will never not be amazing to watch Daniel inhale alcohol as if it was water.

His own tolerance wasn’t bad, but watching the way Daniel drank bottle after bottle still made his stomach feel funny.

Or maybe that was just Daniel.

“Happy New Year’s, hyung!” Holding his glass in front of him as the red liquid swishes smoothly, bouquet opening up right under his nose, Daniel eyes Sungwoon’s glass until he returns the gesture.

“How’d you know I wanted to eat here?”

They were overseas, sitting pretty at a Michelin restaurant, and very much under-dressed given how last minute everything was. Booking this place for New Year’s was difficult, but if there were any perks that came with their names – it would be the ability to get a table at even the most popular times.

“It’s steak and alcohol. You love steak and alcohol.”

“Not as much as I love you though,” Daniel grinned, wolfing down another bite of meat as Sungwoon tried to reason with his heart that the boy only said that because he was paying.

“About that...” How was he supposed to ask Daniel to be his boyfriend after that? “Daniel, there’s something I need to tell you.”

“What’s wrong? You look worried.”

“... Well, more like ask you. But you don’t really need to answer straight away, and I think maybe you’d like some time to think about it, but I’d still really want to tell you because it’s been on my mind for so long, and today seems like the perfect day - I mean night - and the candlelight’s flickering nicely to set the mood -”

“Sungwoonie-hyung! Calm down, hyung!” Daniel laughs, hearty and happy and Sungwoon remembers just how much he wants to do this. To see him smile because of him. “So, what did you want to tell-ask me?”

“Do you want to be my boyfriend?”

“But I thought we were dating already?”

Sungwoon nearly chokes and chucks his fork across the table, earning a knock at their door.

“Sir, is everything okay?”

“We’re fine! Everything’s okay!” Daniel - all smiles - good natured - naïve and clueless Daniel assures the waiter.

Did Kang Daniel just steal his confession from him? 

No, no, no that was to happening. He must’ve heard wrong.

Sungwoon did not put so much effort in just for – for a puppy! - to verbally vomit the words he’d tried so hard to say for so long.

Maybe it was the candlelight’s constant flickering messing with his head. Perhaps it was the jet lag and busy schedules. Most likely also his uncontrollable fondness for Daniel.

“My jet lag and our lack of love lives are making me dizzy.” He laughed, how crazy was his yearning that he was hearing things now? “I swear I just heard you say that we’re dating.”

“Hyung…” Daniel’s eyes furrowed and he distinctly resembles a kicked puppy. “That’s what I said.”

“Why are we dating?” You haven’t accepted my confession yet! “What do you even like about me?”

“Your voice is just the type of warm that drapes over like a warm blanket and rolls tension off my shoulders, you’re warm baileys and kahlua all mixed up in sweet hot chocolate on the last day of winter... It helps that you’re good at singing too.”

Oh.

He hadn’t expected such a serious answer. Complete with alcoholic metaphors and all. By the surprised look of Daniel’s face, he hadn’t expected it either. Daniel had to have recited it and prepared the speech beforehand though. There was no way he could’ve thought of that just from looking at his face across the table while he choked on food... right?

“That’s – ah. Nice. Really nice.”

Finger twiddling is suddenly very fun. And, hey, look at that random speck of white dust on the carpet - 

“Sungwoonie-hyung, I really like you.”

His head snaps up so quick, Daniel might’ve thought he was imitating Gwen Stacy because - that was it. He’s dying here. Because what Daniel just said sounds a lot like a promise. A promise he’d wanted to offer.

Promises of cooking dinner with one of their arms around the other’s waist, sneakily holding hands while folding laundry and falling onto a pile of clean sheets. They’d wash each other’s hair in the showers and Sungwoon would even let Daniel use his bath bombs in the tub.

Then, while he hums a song as he does the dishes, Daniel could wear those floor-cleaning slippers and show off his latest dance moves.

Perfect.

“I really like you too.”

Daniel’s eyes light up, and Sungwoon thinks that he sees the metaphorical puppy tail wagging. Thumping from side the side.

“So… boyfriends?” Two of Daniel’s teeth slip out as he nibbles on his bottom lip, waiting for an answer.

Screw it. What was the point of a romantic confession when he could have romantic proposal instead?

”Yeah. Sure. Fine.” His fingers are twiddling again. He knows even his palms are starting to sweat from the way he can’t seem to pick up any cutlery.

From the pout on Daniel’s face, he could tell that his answer hasn’t done much to placate him though. He’d sigh if it wasn’t so cliché. 

The things he did for him…

“Daniel. We’re dating.”

He’d expected it. Knew what was going to happen next when he saw the cheeky grin on Daniel’s face. But nothing quite prepares him for the kiss. If you could even call it one.

Landing at the far corner of Sungwoon’s mouth, into the up-curled dent left by his lips as a smile spreads, it’s barely there and ends too quickly to be able to be considered anything but sweet.

It’s still enough to launch the butterflies in his stomach free and supposedly trigger the fireworks outside their window-view seats though.

“Hyung, I missed!”

There’s a light smattering of red lining up at the top of pale cheeks and along the bridge of Daniel’s nose and -

Aching. He’s actually aching. Sweetly afloat as a bubbling feeling in his stomach threatens to spill over and out as if he’s swallowed part of the Van Gogh’s starry night – inclusive of all its swirling colors and bold brush strokes.

Because even though he didn’t know before, he’s sure now that this is what he’s wanted all this whole time – for the smile on Daniel’s face to melt him down into a puddle of goo and to drape himself over Daniel’s shoulders and maybe get a piggy-back ride out of it.

And Sungwoon knows that he’s probably staring at Daniel – reverent and adoring - because Daniel is giggling – and laughing – and he’s glad he booked a private room because people would definitely think that he’s crazy – and oh –

Daniel’s the one pulling him in for a kiss this time.

Which is fine even though he hadn’t planned so far ahead and a warning next time would be nice because he’s about to have a heart attack over how cute his boyfriend – boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend – is.

But – his eyes shut tightly when he hears the sigh that escapes Daniel – it is fine.

Sungwoon doesn’t like what’s his being stolen, and Daniel has repeatedly thwarted his confession.

“But I guess it’s okay if it’s you.”

         // m.list //

[nackrosor]

~Borrowing His Mask~

PAIRING: Michael Myers x Reader

WARNING: N/A, another fluffy random one-shot.

__________________________________________________

Your eyelids softly opened.

The darkness blinded you at first, the almost total absence of light in the room didn't allow you to see anything, but as your eyes gradually adjusted to it, you could recognize a familiar silhouette looming over you.

Your boyfriend Michael was laying beside you in bed, his large body literally towering over you and covering you from that feeble lunar light coming from the window over his shoulder.

You could barely sense his breathing, even though his body was very close. Nothing to be alarmed about, anyway. You became accostumed to his total lack of noise or his scarce movements even when sleeping.

It was very dark, you noticed, throwing a look all around the room. It must have been night time, still. Why did you even wake up for? You remembered how tired you were when you lay down on the bed and your eyelids instantly closed shut. Why were you now so terribly awake, then? 

Your eyes ran back over your boyfriend's body; he looked so peaceful, so calm. You could clearly define some of his facial features, now. Your lips instantly curled up in a tender smile as you stared at him in silence, eyes scanning his bare face, muscular neck and a little portion of his beefy chest peeking from his plain white t-shirt.

One hand extended toward him in an involuntar gesture and delicately brushed his cheek, careful to not put too much pressure on it; you knew how sensitive he was, as a light sleeper, and you certainly didn't want to wake him up.

He however instantly responded, shifting his weight on the mattress and tightening the embrace he got you caged in. Only then you actually realized his arms were wrapped over your mid section, literally clenching your body to his in a stranglehold.

You had to repress your giggles, covering your mouth with both hands as your eyes darted again over Michael's emotionless face. He was still asleep, no doubts.

However, you couldn't stay put there and wait for the morning to arrive, you clearly weren't sleepy anymore, or at least so it seemed; you had to get up. Whenever you woke up at night, you were used to go to the bathroom, wash your face with hot water and then lie back in bed. Most times you could resume your sleep almost instantly.

Your hand gently brushed his cheek once again while you carefully tried to free yourself from his clench. -Michael...- you whispered, caressing his skin one more time, -I need to get up.-

You looked over him, his face as stoic as ever. He didn't move a single muscle.

You tried once again, moving both your hands on his strong forearms and putting a little bit of pressure over them, -Michael, I need to go to the bathroom.- you whispered again, pausing your actions to look over him.

He barely moved, sighing deeply. Only at your "please" he reluctantly freed you from his embrace, his arms slowly sliding from your waist and falling upon the mattress as they gradually lost the grip on your body.

A feeble "thank you" left your lips as you stepped away from the bed, moving over your wardrobe to put on your nightgown. As you did, your gaze casually fell on Michael's mask, left unguarded on his nightstand. A devious grin flashed on your face, eyes shifting from Michael's back to his mask, as a twisted idea worked his way into your head.

What if you woke Michael up by jumping on him while wearing it?!

Your eyes rested on your boyfriend silhouette whilst you reflected on your crazy idea. -Uhm, maybe that's too much...- you whispered to yourself at last, shaking slightly your head. -But I can at least just try it on...-

You slyly paced toward the nightstand, your bare feet barely touching the floor to make as little noise as possible. Without further ado, you extended your hand to pick up the mask and then cautiously stepped back eyeing Michael's frame in the meantime, before leaving the room at a pretty fast pace.

As you reached the bathroom, you stopped in front of the huge mirror and examined the mask, rolling it into your hands, then slowly put it on. You stared curiously at your own reflection.

-Oh, it's pretty comfortable..-, you quietly murmured, tilting your head to show off every side of it -And ohhhh! How come i look so sexy in it!?- you observed, posing theatrically with your hands on your hips and one knee slightly lifted, -I should ask Michael to wear this negligee too, instead of his suit...- you paused, staring at your reflection as you imagined your boyfriend wearing your long semi-transparent dress. You instantly burst into laughs, eyes squeezing shut as a consequence, head shaking slightly side to side.

A deep husky sigh coming from behind, freezed you in your tracks.

Damn, he caught you red-handed, didn't he?

One eye slowly re-opened to reveal an annoyed Michael standing right behind you on the doorframe, staring at you through the mirror.

You began chuckling nervously, hands promptly moving to the back of the mask to pull it off, -Sorry, Mike... I was just trying it on...- your eyes shyly peered at his reflection before lowering upon the mask now in your hands, -I know I should have asked you the permission to take it.. I'm really sorry.. I wasn't really thinking-

His quiet stare was getting incredibly uncomfortable and above all, it was increasing your nervousness. Now you were clearly starting to regret your stupid decision. Was he angry? Why did you have to do that? And why didn't you think about the possible consequences? Michael was possessive over his things, you knew it so well.

As caught as you were in your thoughts, pondering on your behaviour and how would he punish you for what you did, you didn't hear him approaching you. Only when you felt his hands clenching on your waist, you raised your head and quizzically looked at him through the mirror, a startled expression printed upon your face.

He took the mask from your grip and abruptly threw it on the floor. He then turned you around, making you face him, his hold tightened on your hips as he picked you up, throwing you over his shoulder just like one would do with a sack of potatoes.

-Ouch, hey..- you whined, wincing for the pain caused by his shoulder hitting you right in the guts, -I am fragile, you know?-

He didn't reply, but for an answer you received a spanking hard enough to make you gasp but not enough to ensure your fear. It was a playful gesture, you sensed it. A relieved sigh escaped your lips; he wasn't angry.

You quietly let Michael bring you back to your shared bedroom, where he loosened his grip on your body and dropped you on the mattress.

He eyed you unblinking as he made it to the other side of the bed and lay down. He covered you both with the sheets and then promptly pulled you over him by the waist, recovering his grip on your body by wrapping his arms around your hips. He held you even tighter than before, you observed.

Michael quietly stared at you for a moment before softly whispering in a low croaky voice, -You. don't. move.-

You chuckled in response, getting closer to him and wrapping your own arms around his mid-section, -I won't.. I won't.- you cooed, closing your eyes as you nuzzled your cheek on his warm chest.

Wrapped in such a lovely embrace you both fell asleep straight away.

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hide in you awhile by gentlestars - “Come on,” Jeongguk says, long fingers tangling up with Taehyung’s and he squeezes his hand. He motions with a simple nod of his head towards the bathroom door. “Come take a bath with me.”

It’s a Two-way Push bydrymartaeni - Jeongguk is having some trouble with an up-coming performance piece, and calls in his novice boyfriend for some moral support.

Special Delivery by Quasoos - Taehyung likes pizza and the hot delivery guy and it just so happens that he gets both of them for free this time and there is nothing better than that.

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Long Before I Knew Your Name by drymartaeni - They might not have gotten to see each other as much as they would have liked, but they made it work. Kept their friendship alive all through their childhood, now sitting there as young adults with memories shared and secrets to keep.

Let me Dream with the Stars by BlueCyanide - Falling in love with Kim Taehyung is easy.

Soppressata by drymartaeni - Kim Taehyung used to be cursed. Sentenced to a life of horrible dates and nights alone. Now, it seemed to have been lifted by a young chef and his philosophy that powdered sugar could fix anything. Even though, Min Yoongi still claimed the credit should rightfully go to him. (sequel to Picarones)

Dogs and Other Four Letter Words by thedarkestdawn - In which Jungkook falls for the cute dog walked his parents hired for the summer

Lost and Found by MysticMusicBox - Taehyung finds a cute puppy… and it’s cute owner.

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vampires will never hurt you by snowmoney - taehyung had already had a pretty weird day, so really, being cornered into an alley by a vampire on his way home from work was probably to be expected. - “but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic would they be seriously grossed out” au

with rainy eyes by mystline - For in between those labored breaths, destiny once again intervened in the matters of mortals and laid her hand out, grasping the hilt of the sword protruding from the man’s body and murmured, live, Goblin, live. The oracles have said that only the goblin’s beloved may allow him to know what it truly means to die, to grab the sword by its grip and rip it out of him and finally end it all, this lifetime of waiting to pass on. And for this person, for his death, the Goblin has spent his entire existence searching, seeking, seething. He never anticipates what awaits him once this person finally comes.

Veins of Ivy by nightynight - For some reason, whenever Jungkook gets a cut or a scrape, a plant grows from it. He has no idea why this is, but he thinks it’s better he doesn’t question it. Instead, he researches and learns about his plants. He’s always got his head in a book about them, and, consequently, doesn’t make very many friends. There are a few exceptional people, though, that worm their way into his life, and for that he is forever grateful.

Drowning Days, Nameless Nights by deariebangtan - Taehyung has always wanted a more interesting life than the one he has in this fishing town he calls home. Nothing ever happens there. However, that changes when a mer washes up on the shore near his house- for the better or the worse.

Baby, it’s Magic by dotoli - Jeongguk briefly wonders if the school purposely picks attractive people to be orientation leaders.

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I Miss You(ngi)

Anonymous said: I miss yoongi 😣💙💜 can u write a quick fluff senario [sic] for yoongi?? 

A/N: So this is neither quick nor a scenario bc i got carried away oops. Also the title..... I couldn’t help myself I'm sorry. Also it was originally 2299 words but i couldnt have that so i added one

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Summary: Yoongi is away on tour and you miss him terribly. However, he checks up on you whenever he can and makes sure to call everyday. 

Genre: Fluff

Word count: 2300

Content: Cute phone conversations, really fluffy stuff, numerous uses of the word “asshole”

Sneak Peak:

“Hey, babe. I just got off stage. Have you eaten yet? Did you watch the broadca—”

“Your dog hates me,” you interrupt. Holly still refuses to come out from under the couch.

“He’s just shy. Give him a some time to adjust,” he laughs.

“It’s been two weeks! He still avoids me and rips up my stuff. Yoongi, I miss you. Are you sure you can’t come home for just a little bit? I don’t want to be spending the holiday alone.” You pout even though you know he can’t see it.

BARK BARK BARK.

You look over your shoulder to see Min Holly jumping frantically and barking up a storm. You get up from your desk where you had been studying to see what has him so startled.

“What is it Holly? What do you see?” You ask the small, brown puppy.

Holly continues barking and jumping up, clawing at the TV screen that you had forgotten to turn off before starting your study session. That’s when you see your boyfriend, Min Yoongi, up on stage, performing with the rest of BTS. You unmute the program so that Holly can hear his father’s voice. This silences him, and he sits back on his paws, mesmerized by the show.

“Don’t worry, little one. I miss him, too.” You pet Holly on the head and scratch between his ears. “Sadly, he won’t be home for a few more weeks. It looks like you and I are going to have to spend the Lunar New Year with each other.” Holly lets out a quick bark and squirms from under your hand. “Hey! It won’t be that bad! Do you really not like me that much?” He runs away and you try to chase him, but he darts under the couch before you can catch him.

You love Holly, and when Yoongi asked you to watch him while he was gone, you were more than happy to oblige. The feelings, however, were not mutual. You have no idea why this dog could have so much disdain towards you. Or how this cute little being could be full of so much hatred. You guess it might have something to do with the fact that, in the weeks leading up to the tour, Yoongi wanted to spend as much time with you as he could, and stayed most nights at your place, leaving Holly back home. Or maybe because you had only met Holly a handful of times, and suddenly he was moved from the comfort of Bangtan’s apartment, to the unfamiliarity of yours. You tried being friendly, giving him treats which he snatched out of your hand to take under the couch where he would finish enjoying them, or letting him sleep on your bed, which still faintly smelled of Yoongi from the last night he spent at your place. Holly, however, would not relent. Sometimes you would come home to ripped up pillows or books pulled off the shelves. It’s not like you could really do anything. You could never hurt another creature, especially one as cute as Holly. Even the squirt bottle seemed too harsh for you.

Once the program ends, you switch off the TV and leave Holly to nap under the couch by himself.  You’re about to get back to studying when your phone rings, the Blood Sweat and Tears instrumental filling the room.

“Hey, babe. I just got off stage. Have you eaten yet? Did you watch the broadca—”

“Your dog hates me,” you interrupt, with Holly still refusing to come out from under the couch.

“He’s just shy. Give him some time to adjust,” he laughs.

“It’s been two weeks! He still avoids me and rips up my stuff. Yoongi, I miss you. Are you sure you can’t come home for just a little bit? I don’t want to be spending the holiday alone.” You pout even though you know he can’t see it.

“I’m sorry, Y/N, I miss you too. We’re going to be in Indonesia for the new year and Japan until the middle of February. You know if I could come home, I would.” You can tell he means it, but that doesn’t make you miss him any less.

“You’re going to be gone for Seollal and Valentine’s Day? You’re the worst boyfriend ever,” you tease.

“I know, I know. I suck. But the company is really pushing the promotion for our japanese album right now so they’re trying to get us to do as many shows as we can.”

“Yeah, I know. I just miss you so much.” You feign a sniffle.

“Yah, Yoongi-hyung! We’ve got to get going!” You hear Jimin scream on the other side of the line.

“Okay I’m coming! Give me a sec!” Yoongi replies, then turns his attention back towards you. “I miss you a lot too, Y/N. Don’t worry. I’ll still call you everyday like I’ve been doing. I’ve got to go now, but I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

“Good night, my love. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”

“Good night.”

Around midnight you try to fall asleep with no success. Holly has since come out from his hiding place and is now sleeping on one of Yoongi’s sweatshirts that he pulled out of the closet. You reach over to the nightstand to grab your cellphone, it’s bright screen illuminating your face as you scroll through your contact list until you find the number you’re looking for.

“Hello?” You hear his groggy voice through your phone. You suddenly feel guilty for waking him from his sleep which you know he hasn’t been getting much of lately.

“Yoongi?” You say hesitantly.

“Mm? Babe, what’s up? Are you okay?” He mumbles, still not completely out of his slumber.

“Yeah, I’m just having trouble falling asleep. When I said you were the worst boyfriend ever, you know I didn’t mean it, right?”

“Hm? Mm yeah yeah, I know you weren’t serious.”

“Okay good.”

“Is that why you couldn’t sleep?”

“.... Maybe.”

“You don’t have to worry about that, silly. I know you love me.”

“I do. I really do.”

“I love you, too. Now get some sleep. You don’t want to be too tired for school tomorrow.”

“Yoongi, it’s Friday.”

“What? Oh, right, right.” You kind of feel bad for him. He’s probably so overworked that he doesn’t even remember what day it is. You want nothing more than to be there with him to take the stress away.

“It sounds like you’re the one who needs the sleep. I’m sorry I woke you up. With all the shows and promotions and stuff, I know you guys don’t get to sleep much.”

“It’s not a big deal, Y/N. You know I love talking to you and hearing your voice.”

“Yes, I do. And as much as I love talking to you too, I also care about your health. So I’m going to hang up now and you better get some rest or else once you get home I’m gonna whoop your ass.” You hear him chuckle lightly on the other end.

“Okay. Good night, Y/N. I love you.”

“Love you more. Good night.” With that, you hang up and drift off to sleep.

The weeks pass slowly as you complete assignment after assignment and have to buy new pillows way more than you want to only to have them ripped up by Holly when you’re not looking. The end of January approaches, and you start seeing decorations for the New Year pop up all over Seoul.

The first day of the Seollal celebration falls on a Saturday. You wake up to a silent apartment that seems colder than usual. Yoongi’s absence is more noticeable today. You and Yoongi always spent the New Year together, so being without him on this holiday feels incredibly foreign. The previous years, you two would sleep in until the daylight pouring in from the window makes it impossible to stay asleep any longer. Then one of you would drag the other out of bed for brunch. Since the Bangtan apartment was often quite hectic this time of year, with family members visiting and the overall excitement of having time off, Yoongi opted to spend Seollal with you at your place. He liked your place a lot better than his. It was quiet, clean, and had a spacious kitchen.

Though neither of you were very good at cooking, it had become an annual tradition to attempt making tteok-guk as good as eomma did. Of course, being from different regions, the two of you could never agree on what constituted the best tteok-guk. Yoongi thought simple was best, and insisted that the two of you make it with just beef stock and rice cakes. “It’ll save us a lot of work,” he argued. But you, being from Busan, felt that the dish was incomplete without some kind of seafood.

“Should we even bother with the tteok-guk this year?” You ask Holly when you get out of bed and walk to the kitchen. “I mean I really don’t see a point without Yoongi here.”

Holly’s ears perk up at the sound of his father’s name, however gives no other reaction. You sigh and give the dog his food before pouring yourself a bowl of cereal. You’re eating your cereal and watching cartoons on the couch when you hear a knock on the door. You wonder who it could be, since all your friends went home for the holiday.

You set the cereal bowl down and walk over to the door, not bothering to look through the peephole before opening it. You swing the door open to see the elderly couple from a couple of doors down.

“Hi, darling.” The wife greets. “We heard you were spending Seollal alone this year and we just wanted you to know that we’re having a small gathering with our family down the hall and that our door is open if you want to join us.”

“Oh, no, Mrs. Kim. I’m quite alright on my own. I have to watch over Holly, anyway.” You gesture toward Holly who is in the kitchen, still scarfing down her breakfast. “Thank you for the offer, though.”

“Well, the both of you are welcome if you change your mind,” Mr. Kim adds.

“Thank you.” You bow to them before closing the door.

Later that night when Yoongi calls, you had long ago fallen asleep in front of the TV. You wake up at around 4am to see that he left a voicemail.

Hey, Y/N. Just calling to check up on you. Sorry again that I can’t be home with you for Seollal. Judging by the time, you’re probably asleep already. Did you have too much fun without me? Drink till you passed out already? No, I’m kidding haha. I know you’re tired from school and work and all that. Also, having an asshole like me for a boyfriend probably takes a toll on you, too. Speaking of my assholery, our Japan promotions have been extended, so I won’t be home until March. I’m really sorry. Both for being away and for having to tell you over voicemail like this. Anyway, I love you. Always remember that. Even when I forget to call, or seem rushed when we talk. Remember that I love you. Good night, Y/N. I’ll talk to you soon.

You want to cry. Three months without seeing Yoongi is too much. If it weren’t for school you would fly out to wherever he was and join him, much like some of the other members’ girlfriends were doing. You’re too tired from this whole situation so you decide to just go to bed and deal with your feelings in the morning.

This year Valentine’s Day falls on a Tuesday. You’re so worried about your chemistry exam that afternoon that you nearly forget about the holiday until a couple your friends tell you they’re going to dinner with their boyfriends, and that you could tag along if you wanted. You politely decline, not wanting to be the fifth wheel on their double date.

Thus you spend your Valentine’s day much like you spent your Seollal: on the couch watching TV. You haven’t heard from Yoongi all day, but pay no mind to it. His calls have been becoming less frequent lately and you assume it’s because of his insane schedules. You’re starting to doze off when you hear a knock on the door followed by a voice saying, “Delivery!” You open the door to see someone standing there, holding a big bouquet of red, heart-shaped balloons that cover the top half of his body, including his face.

“Delivery for Y/N?” The balloons say.

“Yeah that’s me.”

The delivery boy lowers the balloons to reveal his squinty eyes and gummy smile you know and love.

“Yoongi!” He sets down the balloon bouquet and you throw your arms around him as he pulls you in for a long awaited hug. “I missed you so much. Oh my god, I’m about to cry.”

“Aww, Y/N. Don’t cry. I’m here. I’m here.” He says softly into your hair.

You pull back to look at him. “Yeah, why are you here?” You raise an eyebrow at him. “I thought you were going to be in Japan until March?”

“Um… So, I kind of lied. Ow!” He rubs the arm that you just punched. “What!? I wanted to surprise you!”

“Min Yoongi, you’re an asshole!”

“I know, I know. But I’m here now. And I’m your asshole.”

“God that’s so cheesy, stop!” You laugh and finally kiss him on the lips for the first time in two and a half months. “I missed you. I missed you so much.”

“I missed you more.” He says, folding you back into his arms.

“Not possible,” you reply.

“Totally possible.” At that moment Holly decides to interrupt the two of you and starts pawing at his father’s legs. “And I missed you, too, Holly.” He says to the small brown thing.

You watch the two of them get reaquainted when you suddenly remember, “Wait. Does this mean you’re done with promotions? You’re here to stay? At least for a while I mean.”

He looks at you with the love and fondness you so missed and says, “Yeah. I’m here to stay.”

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Twilight: 10 Hilarious Eclipse Memes Only True Fans Will Understand – Screen Rant

The film adaptation of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is almost ten years old now, and it’s wild to look back and remember what a massive phenomenon the entire Twilight franchise was. This fluffy and romantic tale of Bella Swan, the hundred-year-old vampire and the werewolf boy who were constantly vying for her affection captured the hearts of girls (and some boys) all over the world.

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Although the Twilight mania obviously died down after the books and films concluded, The Twilight Saga has actually undergone a bit of a renaissance in the world of online fandoms. This renewed appreciation for the series was completely unexpected, but not unappreciated. And, just like anything that gains a bit of internet popularity, Twilight became the subject of many internet memes during this renaissance. Every movie was blessed and cursed with its own memes, and here are the 10 best memes about The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

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10 Not The Same Eclipse

Look, when it comes to romantic relationships, it needs to be a give and take kind of situation, and you ultimately have to accept that you win some and you lose some.

An actual solar or lunar eclipse is clearly more exciting than the movie version of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, but if your girlfriend (or boyfriend, because it’s not just girls that enjoy a little Twilight every once in a while) wants to watch an hour and a half of incredibly sanitized romance between a bunch of supernatural beings then maybe just let her live her best life for a little while.

9 That’s Not Romantic, It’s Creepy

To be totally frank, the mystique of Bella Swan is entirely mystifying, because she is an admittedly beautiful – but ultimately very boring – individual. But what really leaves us asking questions about Bella’s magical magnetism is why exactly she seems to attract such utter creepers.

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Edward and Jacob are undeniably smoking hot, but they’re quintessential nice guys who don’t know how to actually listen to what the girl they supposedly love is saying. Jacob is totally the type of guy who will be a girl’s Valentine whether she wants him to be or not, but Edward Cullen is the exact same way, and Bella is incredibly unlucky to have these two borderline stalkers believe that they’re in love with her.

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8 Minion Love

Yeah, we can’t lie, if someone remade The Twilight Saga but used minions in place of all of the characters – we would 100% be watching it. And not to besmirch the writing of Stephenie Meyer, but, to be totally honest, you could just as easily switch out all of the dialogue between Edward, Bella, and Jacob with the incomprehensible gibberish that is the minion language and the story wouldn’t have to change all that much.

We also have to give props to the creator of this particular meme, because the detail work is fantastic. The abs on Jacob and the chest hair on Edward are spot on.

7 Who Can’t Relate To That

It’s really a shame that the main thrust of The Twilight Saga is the love triangle between Bella, Edward, and Jacob, because the side characters in Twilight are really the most interesting characters in the series.

Rosalie Hale is an iconic character in a lot of different ways, but one of her most charming attributes is her absolute zero-tolerance policy for pretty much everyone and everything in the world. She’s certainly no fan of Bella Swan, but she also isn’t a fan of anyone else either. She ostensibly loves Emmett, but even he gets the kind of treatment that makes it seem like Rosalie is just barely tolerating him.

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6 Teens Shouldn’t Procreate

On its face this is a meme that seems especially judgmental and mean. However, on second thought, it’s a pretty fair thing to say about Twilight fans. And that’s not because Twi-hards are stupid or their interests are embarrassing, it’s simply because most of the people who were caught up in Twilight mania were teenagers at the time.

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And despite what the conclusion of Twilight may have told its audience, it’s actually a pretty terrible idea for teenagers to have children. Luckily it’s been quite a while since the Twilight books and movies came out though, so presumably all of the fans are now grown enough that having children is not such a terrible idea.

5 An Upset Win

Many people might be able to figure out what exactly this meme is referencing just from the context clues, but for those of you who don’t have an encyclopedic memory of completely inane pop culture awards that were given out almost ten years ago then we can explain what’s up with this.

So, for some inexplicable reason, fans of Harry Potter and Twilight seemed to place actual value on an MTV movie award, and the Harry Potter squad was understandably upset when Eclipse won the award for best movie over HP.

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4 Shocking

In retrospect it really seems like all of the Twilight fans should have been team no one, since Edward let Bella nearly kill herself to incubate their child and since Jacob promptly fell in love with said newborn child the minute Edward literally ate her out of Bella’s stomach.

But, also, there was clearly no chance of Bella choosing Jacob anyway. He was probably the least bad out of two terrible options, but this girl went completely insane and nearly killed herself multiple times when Edward bailed on her. Obviously she was never, ever going to choose anyone over Edward.

3 He’s Taken, But Still

The drama of The Twilight Saga makes a lot of sense because the three main players involved in the big love triangle are all stage 5 clingers who don’t seem to have an ounce of common sense to share between them, but it’s worth repeating that the side characters in the series really were the best characters that the saga had to offer.

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Alice and Jasper were an undeniably perfect match, but it’s kind of hard to see how Bella would be so single-mindedly obsessed with Edward when Edward had brothers that looked and acted as Emmett and Jasper do.

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2 The Original Is Better Than The Fanfiction

Well, it’s pretty rare that a fanfiction based on a certain story actually surpasses that story in terms of its quality. In case anyone didn’t know already, 50 Shades of Grey is literally Twilight fan fiction. The author E.L. James just changed the names of the characters when her fanfiction blew up and attained enough popularity that it actually warranted a print publication.

And it’s pretty ironic when you think about it, but James (possibly by pure accident) nailed all of the creepiest and most abusive parts of Edward Cullen as a character with her characterization of Christian Grey.

1 Revenge For The Ages

It might seem like this entire meme list has been a total roast of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and the entire saga in general, but that’s only because – with the benefit of time and maturity – the massive amounts of problematic issues within The Twilight Saga have become virtually impossible to ignore.

While the representation of women in the series is a little icky, we think one thing that everyone can agree on is that Rosalie Hale’s revenge on the men who attacked her and nearly killed her is absolutely worthy of icon status. She went straight Kill Bill before Kill Bill existed, and it truly was poetic cinema.

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